gonna assume that everyone who scrolls right past this is named rick
are not Rick.WHERE ARE YOU RICK!!!!!???
we’re never gonna find this bastard
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Welcome to tumblr.
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Reblog if your name’s not Rick.
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Beware of Tumblr, as it may lead to hours of unproductiveness, as well as serious exposure to reblog binging. Proceed with extreme caution. Good night.
George Takei 11/19/12 (via georgetakei)
My nephew asked why I don’t have a Tumblr account, given my love of goofy pics. So here it is! To celebrate, I’ve paired with Tumblr and Humans of New York to help with their Hurricane Sandy Fundraiser. http://www.indiegogo.com/HONYTumblr
George Takei is on tumblr! =D
Lana del Cis Whore…okay
princes tiger privilege ok
super yaoii butt……………………
shitty eridan whore
giant fucking face
im laughing so hard
..princess yaoi butt?
Super Fucking Fucker
Super Cis Minaj.
princess baka puncher
PERFECT.
shitty eridan face
“EL SCARY PRIVILEGE” OMFG
lil mis baka face uwu
Slutty McDork face yeah thats acurate :)
Princess Tiger Butt!
Super Tiger Puncher
Giant Fucking Homosexual.
Goddammit, it’s high school all over again.
magical bakabutt o____O
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2025: When Tumblr Takes Over
Have you ever wondered what will happen in the future, when the masses of nerds currently spending their teenage years on Tumblr grow up and become what we like to call “mature members of society”? Well, we hopped into a Tardis and surveyed the world as it is in 2025. Read on to find out what exactly happens to our planet and our society in the future… when the fandoms take over.
- “Too many feels” is an appropriate reason to call in sick to work. Especially if a show affected by Steven Moffat has aired the night before.
- It is a universally accepted fact that any tall man with a long swishy coat and great hair must be in a vaguely homoerotic relationship with his flatmate.
- Shipping things is a socially accepted pastime. It applies to all things, people, and situations without any exceptions.
- Likewise, it is perfectly normal to walk down the street and sort passer-bys via the Sorting Hat and the Scarf of Sexual Preference.
- All government-issued ID state blood type, House allegiance, and fandoms as vital statistics.
- Celebrity sex tapes are shrugged off as being yet another manifestation of the ever-present Rule 34.
- Gifsets are a valid form of communication.
- Carrying salt and duct tape in your purse is not strange. One can never tell when the demons are going to attack.
- Any mention of the word “Always” is followed by a bout of hysterical crying.
- It is also an accepted fact that Johnlock and Destiel are a THING.
- Despite our best efforts to the contrary, “Fetch” has, indeed, happened.
- In a similar line of thought, wearing pink on Wednesdays is required by law.
- It is possible to have a whole conversation using only Mean Girls quotations, and no one will judge you.
- People who do not like to read are forced to compete in the Hunger Games.
- There are several universities that offer courses in the study of Horcruxes.
- The birthday of Harry James Potter is a holiday that is celebrated worldwide.
- The world is torn between electing Gandalf as president and Loki as supreme ruler. This makes campaigning a little bit difficult.
- Everything takes twice as long because everyone is constantly on Tumblr.
- During a wedding, a couple is no longer pronounced to be man and wife. They are instead pronounced to be canon.
- Boring stuff never gets done. Everyone refuses to leave the house for anything that is less than a seven on the interesting things scale.
- All conversations are ended with the phrase “…and then they had sex”.
- National anthem has been changed to Kansas’s “Carry On Wayward Son”, narrowly beating out other contenders – namely, AC/DC’S “Highway to Hell” and Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger”.
- It is widely believed that if something cannot be said with a gif, it is not at all worth saying.
- Hashtags replace thesis statements in most academic works.
- Times when Tumblr is down for maintenance are known as the “Dark Ages”.
- The price of Impalas from the late 1960s skyrockets. Kansas now most popular place to obtain license plates.
- Hawaii is renamed “Mordor” for two reasons: It has volcanoes and one does not simply walk in.
- A fez and a bowtie count as formalwear.
- The Quidditch World Cup is about as important as the FIFA World Cup and the Superbowl combined.
- Everyone knows what to do in case of an attack by demons, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, weeping angels, Daleks, Death Eaters, Romulans, Klingons, regular angels, golems, consulting criminals, strigas, gods of mischief of all sorts, pagan gods, cults, and suspicious happy people.
(via Thorn Bird / OP: 3chicgeeks)
these are wonderful
- All government-issued ID state blood type, House allegiance, and fandoms as vital statistics.
- Gifsets are a valid form of communication.
- People who do not like to read are forced to compete in the Hunger Games.
- It is widely believed that if something cannot be said with a gif, it is not at all worth saying
- Times when Tumblr is down for maintenance are known as the “Dark Ages”.
- Hawaii is renamed “Mordor” for two reasons: It has volcanoes and one does not simply walk in.
10000th post ;)
facebook :hate = tumblr : love
My quick take on the tumblr beast (tumbeast)
If you like this painting, do follow me on tumblr (I follow back almost every person that follows me for the sake of not missing out on potential inspiration), or for the latest, I run a mean facebook artist’s page and a musing-filled twitter.
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You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats?
Holly: Lv.15 Poopsmith. Special trait: has psychokinetic powers.
miranda: Lv.43 Scholar. Special trait: rides a unicorn.
hino: Lv.48 Berserker. Special trait: can read minds.
Feeblerton: Lv. 73 Parapleigic. Special Trait: Can summon flames.
Dear lord, I’m Tavros. D:
Kazukotan: Lv.65 Pikachu. Special trait: can tolerate high temperatures.
Stephanie: Lv.79 Mime. Special trait: rich
GOOD SHIT ALL AROUND
wheredeathismorealive: Lv.68 Sage. Special trait: can sleep anywhere.
Sooo I’m a homeless sage.
Lv.51 Hunter. Special trait: can hack into any computer. Im ok with this.
ohmygil: Lv.46 Ninja. Special trait: has a powerful kick.
MeghanInBlack: Lv.37 Sage. Special trait: can talk to animals. Nice.
antonello: Lv.35 Paladin. Special trait: has high luck.
I doubt it, stupid machine you failed me, i’m a damn swearing blasphemous and i’m higly unlucky
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Relevant.
